to the Submission Guidelines Page~

Dead fun is NOT taking submissions at the moment. Heck, we don't even
know if there WILL be another issue, Maw! However, we DO like you, [we mean we
reeeeally like you] and we DO want to read/look at/talk about/see/experience
your obvious phenomenal creative potential, so pretty please...
keep us in mind for the future, eh?


Thanks, so much, for visiting!

Now please get the hell out!